Germans Plan Amarillo Invasion

Amid rising cross-Atlantic tensions and the ongoing rearmament of Europe, Germany has identified Amarillo as a key target for expansion.

“We are seeking to take over land and will potentially use the city to ‘store’ some of our ‘military equipment,’” said a German representative.

Amarillo Economic Development Corporation leader Andreas Eckstein has urged appeasement. “We cannot yet discuss details but I will be urging City Council to offer major concessions to the Germans,” Eckstein told The Amarillo Rag.